tomorrow, on 9/13, i will only be retweeting people i want to have sex with on twitter. i hope you join me and help
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Replying to @chaosprime
*reads tweet* *looks at date* *not sure where the grift is*
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Replying to @XaiaX
oh, lol, i was copying, pasting and modifying the tweet i'm parodying and for some reason i thought it was yesterday so just added a day
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Replying to @chaosprime @XaiaX
tell my literary estate i was making a very clever commentary on temporality
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Replying to @chaosprime
*adds calendar entry to RT this next September 12*
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Replying to @XaiaX @chaosprime
Lest you, for some reason, think I'm joking.pic.twitter.com/chfaOODj80
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Replying to @XaiaX
let it not be said that i would question your commitment to sparkle motion
10:00 AM - 13 Sep 2017
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