TAURUS hey i just met you and this is crazy but could you please move you're in my way
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GEMINI hey i just met you and this is crazy but you're my soulmate so get the hell away
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CANCER hey i just met you and this is crazy but here's some cookies i baked them today
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LEO hey i just met you and this is crazy but would you take my picture i'm feelin' sexay
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VIRGO hey i just met you and this is crazy but your collar's crooked there, now it's okay
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LIBRA hey i just met you and this is crazy but let's go to the protest i'm at them daily
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SCORPIO hey i just met you and this is crazy but if you betray me i'll kill you six ways
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SAGITTARIUS hey i just met you and this is crazy but here's my number and kik and facebook and email
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CAPRICORN hey i just met you and this is crazy but here's a friendship application which i will evaluate carefully
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AQUARIUS hey i just met you and this is crazy but oh my god did you see that squirrel
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PISCES hey i just met you and this is crazy but here's a crystal see you on the astral plane
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