Do NOT look directly at the solar eclipse. Instead, assume the opposite position, and allow it to shine directly into your butthole.
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The power you achieve when your butthole achieves full totality will be immense. Please use it responsibly.
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Don't take my word for it—ask Hermes Trismegistos about the power of The Occluded Anus https://twitter.com/bibliocracy/status/899679616167817217 …
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"as in a bum, so below"
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