i took a lyft the other day and my driver told me that the eclipse is a sign of planet x ramming into us all killing us instantly
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Replying to @NoraReed
"if there was something like that," he said, confidently, "i don't think they'd tell us about it"
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bucket list items for when you're gonna die in a few days: 1. drive lyft 2.
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