once upon a time i, for some reason, talked to a charity mugger and gave some money to Greenpeace, because idk climate change is bad i guess
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but a dedicated and earnest canvasser comes to my door every few years to see if i want to get back on the Rainbow Warrior train
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i tell them why i don't support the organization any more and that i love me saving a whale but not with the nuanceless "no nukes" baggage
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fun fact: the number of Greenpeace canvassers who know whether their organization opposes nuclear fusion equally to nuclear fission is zero
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the last one was not impressed with my demurral and maintained that the organization was mostly focused on getting in Trump's way right now
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and was very proud that Greenpeace members were putting themselves on the line with non-violent direct action every day
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but, like, buddy. i love your bravery and your tactics, but if you're gonna use them to fuck everything up, they aren't a selling point
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but i *have* to remember next time to mention that an unconditional "no nukes" position means you oppose solar power and, in fact, the sun
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GREENPEACE: DESTROY THE SUN
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