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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime 11 Aug 2017

    once upon a time i, for some reason, talked to a charity mugger and gave some money to Greenpeace, because idk climate change is bad i guess

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      2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 11 Aug 2017
        Replying to @chaosprime

        i stopped giving them money when i came around to the position that we need nuclear power to get off fossil fuels without a die-off

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 11 Aug 2017
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        but a dedicated and earnest canvasser comes to my door every few years to see if i want to get back on the Rainbow Warrior train

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      4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 11 Aug 2017
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        i tell them why i don't support the organization any more and that i love me saving a whale but not with the nuanceless "no nukes" baggage

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 11 Aug 2017
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        fun fact: the number of Greenpeace canvassers who know whether their organization opposes nuclear fusion equally to nuclear fission is zero

        1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
      6. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 11 Aug 2017
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        the last one was not impressed with my demurral and maintained that the organization was mostly focused on getting in Trump's way right now

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      7. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 11 Aug 2017
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        and was very proud that Greenpeace members were putting themselves on the line with non-violent direct action every day

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      8. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 11 Aug 2017
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        but, like, buddy. i love your bravery and your tactics, but if you're gonna use them to fuck everything up, they aren't a selling point

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      9. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 11 Aug 2017
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        but i *have* to remember next time to mention that an unconditional "no nukes" position means you oppose solar power and, in fact, the sun

        1 reply 3 retweets 7 likes
      10. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 11 Aug 2017
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        GREENPEACE: DESTROY THE SUN

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      1. Bakalov_PTR‏ @bakalov_ptr 11 Aug 2017
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        "Nice little climate you got here. Shame if it... changed." *money gesture*

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      1. Derek Riemer‏ @DerekRiemer May 5
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        have you seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZreEBnqlZlk … it's great because there's actually this in reality.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjhxuhTmGk …

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