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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      what would you say my Socratic joke is?

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    2. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      Jokes about Nietzsche are super, man.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      i'll only tell you my Rawls joke if you agree to hear it without knowing beforehand whether or not you'll laugh

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    4. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      I'm trying to remember this presocratic joke but I can only recall fragments.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      i'd give my eyeteeth for a good Hammurabian joke

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    6. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      The question is: can you pronounce this Shibboleth joke correctly?

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    7. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 7 Aug 2017
      Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      my Kabbalah joke is only for the ears of married men over 40

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    8. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 7 Aug 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      Before I tell you my libertarian joke, let's make a contract not to shoot each other.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    9. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 7 Aug 2017
      Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      you probably don't have the right breeding to appreciate my eugenics joke

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    10. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 7 Aug 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      Ooooh. Too far. Let's just tell centrism jokes to avoid offending anyone.

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime 7 Aug 2017
      Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      ugh, it's just like that time i tried to tell a Crusades joke and wound up sold to a slaver in Genoa

      12:09 PM - 7 Aug 2017
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        2. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 7 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

          It is your duty to listen to this joke about the Bhagavad Gita.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 7 Aug 2017
          Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

          my corporatism joke has the same legal rights as you, so you might want to think twice before laughing at it

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        4. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

          I've been searching for the right Neoplatonism joke. *This is the one.*

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        5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

          somebody told me this Discordianism joke once, but it turned out to actually be a religion. i think? maybe, it was weird

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        6. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

          Have this penultimate joke but first let me warm you up with a knock-knock joke.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        7. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

          only people who suck don't like the joke about elitism

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        9. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 10 Aug 2017
          Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

          my joke about monarchy has been passed down in my family for generations, from a dude who murdered a bunch of people for it

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