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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      i think i have a Cartesian joke, therefore i do

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    2. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      There's a right way and a wrong way to tell a linguistic prescriptivism joke.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      ALL MUST BE CONVERTED TO THE WORSHIP OF MY FANATICISM JOKE

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    4. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      You have to understand my originalist joke in its historical context.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      my capitalism joke just keeps producing more and more value for me, its owner, over time, i'm sure that will just keep on happening

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    6. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      My I fundamentally deny my pun about Wahabism is a tear-jerker. My joke about wasabi, however....

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    7. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      i believe that everybody should have access to my Posadism joke, no matter how hilarious it is

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    8. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 6 Aug 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      I'm not sure this agnosticism joke is funny.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    9. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 7 Aug 2017
      Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      listen to my Thelema joke, but only if that's what you really want

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    10. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 7 Aug 2017
      Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      The set of 'jokes about set theory that are funny' is empty.

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      Chaos‏ @chaosprime 7 Aug 2017
      Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

      the Taoism joke that can be told is not the true Taoism joke

      8:52 AM - 7 Aug 2017
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        2. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 7 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

          You have to be flexible if you want to understand this Yoga joke.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 7 Aug 2017
          Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

          if you've got a mercantilism joke i've got some shiny beads i'll give you for unlimited exploitation rights to it

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        4. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 7 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

          Nobody else understands my solipsism jokes.

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 8 Aug 2017
          Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

          there's this memetics joke going around that's insanely popular, but the person who came up with it hates it now and never tells it

          1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
        6. River Fishing Heraclitus‏ @wamyc 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

          The perfect Catharism joke will have a second, hidden meaning.

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        7. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @wamyc @jaymiejmoore @WillShetterly

          if you were really committed to self-criticism you'd figure out the joke about Maoism on your own

          2 replies 4 retweets 9 likes
        8. Satur(GET RID OF THE DAMN NAZIS, @JACK!)Nine‏ @Satur9 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @chaosprime @wamyc and

          What's the point of a perfect Judaism joke? You'd never tell your mother.

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        9. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 9 Aug 2017
          Replying to @Satur9 @wamyc and

          there are two Zoroastrianism jokes, one good and one bad, which will do battle continually until the last laugh when the good joke triumphs

          1 reply 4 retweets 2 likes
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