luv too cite only the most shining, glorious examples of left activism to discredit the idea that left activism has ever driven anyone right
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yes, you're right, i didn't include tea, and i don't own a fucking egg cup either
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You should own a fucking egg cup. Fucking egg cups are awesome. Best way to eat fucking eggs. No really.
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i saw those in a movie once, seemed maybe unsanitary tbh
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Life is full risks, amirite?
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"Life is full of risks. Fuck eggs." —Steven Brust
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As of today, this is the guiding rule of my life. I sort of went through an eggistential crisis.
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goddammit
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If you wanna quote Steve, you gotta break open a few puns.
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