.@ryanqnorth A CS student just told me that he learned databases in SG before he learned it in class.
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Update feelings set status = hurt
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aw li'l Ryan! CREATE TRIGGER ryan_hugs AFTER UPDATE ON feelings BEGIN IF status = hurt THEN feelings_pkg.hug(id); END IF; END;
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SQL is for the weak. The strong just use awk and shell comparisons.
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that is fine, i am weak, i have taken the first step and admitted that i am powerless over relational databases
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That's defeatist talking, sir. Take back your pointers!
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