it's not like buffy was sticking to some old-ass vampire description, fuck off
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like im not saying i wouldn't fuck a vampire but they do not make sense at all as the #1 most fuckable humanoid monster creature or whatever
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i guess they're actually probably like #2 after legolas
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i'm not really in that camp, but i can see the appeal of legolases (legoli?) more than vampires
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though i gotta say: nothing is worse than the time that one zombie video game tried to make sexy zombies
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i just feel like a rule of thumb that would work is "does turn undead work on it? dont fuck it"
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like i know the standard alternative given to fucking vampires is fucking werewolves, which would, frankly, also suck
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there's something to be said for the value of fucking humanoid, embodied gods of fucking, even if LKH did manage to make it boring
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the difference between this and elfs gets pretty academic in some cases, ofc, like julian may's tanu
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strong recommend on Julian May, she's good as hell, you want The Many-Colored Land, The Golden Torc, The Nonborn King and The Adversary
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