McCrackerson, a divorced mother of two who dropped out of college her freshman year, has worked dble shifts at the Dirty Sanchez for 15 yrs
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[The Dirty Sanchez is named for Erik Sanchez, the last Latino allowed within Fuck Darkies borders before mysteriously disappearing in '92.]
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When Trump arrived in Fuck Darkies during campaign season, the town was giddy with excitement. "We finally had someone who SAW us."
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Mark Yellsattowelheads recalls the day. "My wife and I woke up early to head over. I wore my red MAGA onesie. It was a good day."
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Tom Atewithacoloredonce added, "I wore my MAGA hat and turtleneck. It was great. Trump really brought us together that day."
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Another local who requested anonymity, "Someone brought out a cardboard cutout of Hillary and we set that sucker on fire at the rally."
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"You could really feel the love."
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But the salt-of-the-earth townsfolk have become disenchanted with their reality tv hero. "All he does is tweet. So dumb. You're the POTUS!"
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Sorry guys, my six year-old keeps interrupting me with the "booty" song he picked up from his cousin. This has to be karma.
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ooh i enjoy the "they need to repeal that terrible Obamacare and get everybody on good ACA coverage like mine" genre
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