i just found out what half-and-half is. it's just milk with cream not a cocktail or a sex move
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Replying to @chaosprime
i think it's possible on middle earth among halflings
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
if it's just hobbits fucking though that's boring, it'd have to be like halfling on half-elf, hot Elrond on Frodo action
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Replying to @chaosprime
oh definitely, there's no word in any language for just within-species fucking, it's so tame
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
the taxonomies of the wizards, on the other hand, merely begin with the glÿanórolă, the orc-ent-balrog threesome
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Replying to @chaosprime
this is the kind of beginner sex teen wizards have with their bedroom doors open
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
the hardcore stuff permanently turns your junk juice another color though and then you have to change your name
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Replying to @chaosprime
that explains what kept gandalf so busy. He was changing from grey to white in an enchanted wood
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you're not even supposed to be able to change it again, much less to how it started, so you know some shit went *down*
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