so i should be trying to sleep off a cold, but apparently i have a Twitter rant in me! who wants one of those? you all like those, right?
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Replying to @chaosprime
for some reason it seems like nobody can talk about condom education now without throwing in a "but you all think you need magnums, right?"
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Replying to @chaosprime
hate to out myself as a penis-haver, but here goes: hey, as it turns out, most of my life it never occurred to me that i might need magnums.
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Replying to @chaosprime
but when i randomly tried them, you know what happened? not only did they not hurt to put on, the rate of breakage also DROPPED TO ZERO.
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Replying to @chaosprime
i, too, have a big dick and had this big realisation
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Replying to @pthagnar
obviously somebody had to go there
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