so i should be trying to sleep off a cold, but apparently i have a Twitter rant in me! who wants one of those? you all like those, right?
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Replying to @chaosprime
for some reason it seems like nobody can talk about condom education now without throwing in a "but you all think you need magnums, right?"
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hate to out myself as a penis-haver, but here goes: hey, as it turns out, most of my life it never occurred to me that i might need magnums.
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but when i randomly tried them, you know what happened? not only did they not hurt to put on, the rate of breakage also DROPPED TO ZERO.
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and seriously, if you bring me some condom-stretched-over-watermelon shit, i might have to conclude that you have actual shit for brains.
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the question isn't "will it stretch?", it's "how will it hold up to variable, repetitive, energetic stress?" you. preening. jackass.
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a broken condom is a Big Deal. i'd say preventing ONE broken condom is worth giving up ALL the snide bullshit commentary IN THE WORLD.
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so hey, maybe let's encourage people to use the contraception that's appropriate to their bodies! gosh, doesn't that sound awesome?
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Replying to @chaosprime
i'm sure you can find something to do with your time that's almost as brave as condescendingly mocking the sexual anxiety of teenage boys.
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