so i should be trying to sleep off a cold, but apparently i have a Twitter rant in me! who wants one of those? you all like those, right?
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but when i randomly tried them, you know what happened? not only did they not hurt to put on, the rate of breakage also DROPPED TO ZERO.
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and seriously, if you bring me some condom-stretched-over-watermelon shit, i might have to conclude that you have actual shit for brains.
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