20. dogs can drive cars but choose not to because of the environmental impact
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21. the ideal human body is mine, please no one tell me any different please
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22. Dems who didn't put the hours in and vote at least 6 or 7 times have only themselves to blame for Hillary's loss
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23. the people with that disease where they have hiccups every waking moment of their lives deserve it
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24. the title of the TV show House is a play on how the protagonist, Gregory, lives in an apartment
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25. the natural gestation period for a human baby is 12 years but apparently that's not quick enough for today's fast-paced world!!!!
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26. Greenland is a redundant spare maintained just in case something happens to Iceland
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27. combustion engines work because the pistons are trying to get away from the angry dinosaur ghosts in fossil fuels
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28. the only ethical form consumerism can take is sending me $10 or more via paypal
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29. these stopped being funny after the first one
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