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    1. thomas violence‏ @thomas_violence 2 Dec 2016
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      20. dogs can drive cars but choose not to because of the environmental impact

      1 reply 45 retweets 136 likes
    2. thomas violence‏ @thomas_violence 2 Dec 2016
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      21. the ideal human body is mine, please no one tell me any different please

      2 replies 8 retweets 55 likes
    3. thomas violence‏ @thomas_violence 2 Dec 2016
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      22. Dems who didn't put the hours in and vote at least 6 or 7 times have only themselves to blame for Hillary's loss

      1 reply 7 retweets 53 likes
    4. thomas violence‏ @thomas_violence 2 Dec 2016
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      23. the people with that disease where they have hiccups every waking moment of their lives deserve it

      2 replies 7 retweets 47 likes
    5. thomas violence‏ @thomas_violence 2 Dec 2016
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      24. the title of the TV show House is a play on how the protagonist, Gregory, lives in an apartment

      1 reply 17 retweets 81 likes
    6. thomas violence‏ @thomas_violence 2 Dec 2016
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      25. the natural gestation period for a human baby is 12 years but apparently that's not quick enough for today's fast-paced world!!!!

      2 replies 4 retweets 43 likes
    7. thomas violence‏ @thomas_violence 2 Dec 2016
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      26. Greenland is a redundant spare maintained just in case something happens to Iceland

      5 replies 8 retweets 48 likes
    8. thomas violence‏ @thomas_violence 2 Dec 2016
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      27. combustion engines work because the pistons are trying to get away from the angry dinosaur ghosts in fossil fuels

      2 replies 42 retweets 101 likes
    9. thomas violence‏ @thomas_violence 2 Dec 2016
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      28. the only ethical form consumerism can take is sending me $10 or more via paypal

      1 reply 23 retweets 64 likes
    10. thomas violence‏ @thomas_violence 2 Dec 2016
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      29. these stopped being funny after the first one

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime 2 Dec 2016
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      HUSH YOUR MOUTH

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