you either die a utility monster or live long enough to see yourself become a trolley problem
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Replying to @chaosprime
specifically, if you pull this lever, you will die a utility monster, and if you don't pull the lever, five people you don't know will be ki
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Replying to @chaosprime
But if I pull the lever and die, I'll enjoy it immensely, right?
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Replying to @MrPersimmon
more than anybody else could possibly enjoy anything
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