IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Used Object-Oriented Programming Badly And It Didn't Magically Solve My Problems Anyway So It Is Awful Forever
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Related, soon I'll release my ORM that tightly couples to its DB b/c fuck-you-you-aren't-changing-DBs.pic.twitter.com/o4Vo5B0AVK
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do your worst, I'm of the "DB is where it all went wrong" pursuasion In the beginning, there was the text file and it was good.
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I decided to test my assertion that C++ == C++ and I have some bad news about epistemology.
@ColumPagetpic.twitter.com/99nxQAjCCI
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Hegel knew A does not equal A 200 years ago.
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Hegel, ugh. Such a fucking hipster. But at least he also was not such a fucking hipster.
@ColumPaget -
I see what you did there. I simultaneously do not see what you did there.
@ColumPaget -
this Hegel guy. Didn't have a cat by any chance, did he?
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First he had no cat, which was contradicted by him having a cat. Thus was created the cat. He named it Synthesis.
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Coincidentally, Synthetic Cat is the name of my next band.
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Which band will not exist, thus providing the contradiction. Well done, sir.
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