I've been trying to craft the appropriate metaphor for what it's like to date as a woman over 30 and so far nothing is capturing it.
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...This is pretty accurate.
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I'm assuming far in the distance there are freshly showered, well-fed individuals asking why you seem hungry all the time
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they're implied. they're also full of advice!
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"Have you tried going to restaurants or grocery stores if you're hungry? How about taking a shower if you're dirty?"
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"You need to be more positive! The best way to become well-fed is to put out well-fed vibes into the universe."
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