we eradicated HIV with nanites in 2026. Your move @okayultra
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i haven't seen him say "degenerate" once though so that's unusually strong performance from him (or i'm just not looking closely)
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ahh, lol, so he's still him, then (i kinda want to know now if he knows which end to grab a snapping turtle by but engage, nah)
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oh, you just don't want to grab near their heads b/c their beaks strong af and you'll lose a finger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzmDtlRdSzo …
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we can only hope! nah just when somebody talks about sheltered urbanites i start formulating rural existence verification tests
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obviously prey to the perpetual issue with "are you a real X" tests in that they're always hopelessly regional
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