hey i need a few dozen really awful ideas for stuff to do with fast food, like slathering it all over your body
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take it down to the spooky basement by yourself, speak its true name thrice in a mirror, emotionally neglect it, crossexamine it
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challenge it to a duel, ignore its boundaries, talk shit about it behind its back, test your experimental teleporter using it
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speak aloud of how it exceeds even the works of the gods, post it on Instagram with an inspirational quote, get attached to it
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integrate it with blockchain technology, relocate it to San Francisco, murder its parents in Crime Alley, train it as a Jedi
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challenge it epistemically, hybridize it with a cat, iron its skin, lovingly cut its hair, spoon with it.
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