EVERY TIME I ATTEMPT TO BUY WINE I READ THINGS AND GET REALLY CONFUSED AND UPSET
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BECAUSE NONE OF THEM SAY "THIS ONE BASICALLY TASTES LIKE FRUIT PUNCH AND WON'T GIVE YOU A FUCKING MIGRAINE"
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YOU ALL HAVE WINE SUGGESTIONS I WILL USE IF I HAVE TO DRINK WINE AT SOME POINT THANK YOU
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FOR NOW I'M GONNA KEEP DEFAULTING TO SANGRIA AND JUST FUCKIN' THROW BOOZE IN FRUIT PUNCH IT'S CHEAPER
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i might still make a booze flavor bot about a booze i know nothing about though. maybe whiskys
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omg which booze has the greatest proportion of assholes in its fans
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i'm pretty sure the answer is "beer" and that i should make a bot account but set it up so it looks on first glance like a brewery's twitter
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a lot of people are saying scotch, and if i went that direction i could go the "fake distillery" direction with several liquors
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i could really add insult to injury with this by using the same list of descriptive adjectives for every different liquor
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@NoraReed basically this is going to be "trolling people who drink bot"
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