God I hate the Founding Fathershttps://twitter.com/mattw59/status/706233176205582337 …
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If I could go back in time, I wouldn't kill Hitler. I'd slap the Founding Fathers till they freed the slaves & did an equal rights amendment
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MARKET ST., PHILADELPHIA, 1787 GEORGE WASHINGTON (on his knees, crying): An... anything else? ME: YEAH ABIGAIL ADAMS GETS TO BE PRESIDENT
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(VOICEOVER) In a world where time travel is real, one man is rewriting history. Brian White stars in PHILADLEPHIA IS BURNING.
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PHILADELPHIA, 1787 BRIAN: SIGN MY CONSTITUTION JEFFERSON: I shall not (BRIAN shoves JEFFERSON's face into the molten Liberty Bell)
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(FRANKLIN is in an alley fornicating with a lady friend) SFX: loud electrical noise (A Time Machine appears and lands on FRANKLIN. He dies.)
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@talkwordy i guess that stitch in time didn't save the usual number
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