up until 1943, "whipped cream" was created with actual floggers and was very precious because most of it splashed out when it was being made
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the most expensive substance in the world, by volume, is celery wine bottled in 1741
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grasshoppers are responsible for the death of 3 americans per year on average
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based on the volume of laughter produced, memes are objectively funnier than jerry seinfeld
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the rarest pepe in the world, by volume, is celery wine bottled in 1741
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all geodes are actually alive and in a state of extended stasis. someday they will come alive and get their revenge
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saturn actually doesn't have rings. they are an urban legend
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wasps are scientifically proven to be the biggest dickholes, by volume, in the animal kingdom
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the biggest dickholes per individual animal, however, are geese. wasps are just really mean for how small they are
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george w bush has filed for 38 patents since he stopped being president and each one has been "lost in the mail"
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