Or at least they're on the side of "it is good policy for secretaries to get what they want" which, cool.
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So everyone else leaves and this hella cute guy has a bro-as-hell stereo system that's still playing hair metal.
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And we do the deed. But right about when I decide his action is kinda lackluster, I notice he's moving in time with Pour Some Sugar On Me.
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Pour * some * shu * gar * on * me * e * eeeeee (just making sure none of you can ever enjoy it again either)
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Anyway. I could have stayed the night. Should have stayed.
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But my clearest memory is lacing my boots, thinking "I'd rather be a poster child for idiot fiery wrecks than wake up here"
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A week later I returned his socks by sneaking them in his desk drawer. There was no office drama.
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I got another job soon after. Last I heard about that guy, he made partner. Fin.
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@jenphalian Clearly you enhanced his excellence.
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