hey so you know how i swear constantly and people kind of know me for it? who wants to hear a fun story about middle school
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Replying to @NoraReed
so when i was in middle school there were some boys who were particularly mean to me, for general middle school boy reasons
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one day in science class we were watching a movie and i was bored so i did that thing where you put your head on your trapper keeper and zzz
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i don't think i was actually sleeping, because i can't usually sleep sitting up, but whatever, i looked like i was asleep
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anyway the teacher comes back and one of the boys tattles on me for sleeping, "NORA WAS SLEEPING DURING THE MOVIE", etc
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the teacher didn't really care, iirc, but when the teacher's back was turned i flipped the boy off, like you do
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and the boy is like "NORA FLIPPED ME OFF!!" and the teacher did not believe him, because i was a goodie-two-shoes know-it-all
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and so i have the next class with the same boy and he's apparently still smarting over this because he tells THAT teacher also
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and she says, and I quote, "Nora wouldn't even know what finger to use"
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