(Re, that last tweet: Just for the record, my father's computer does not actually have 32 Ethernet ports.)
@franklinveaux *extremely teenage voice* "you don't get thirty-two ethernet cards because you need them ~for~ something, ~DAD~"
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@franklinveaux *extremely teenage voice* "you don't get thirty-two ethernet cards because you need them ~for~ something, ~DAD~"