@chaosprime everyone's sitting on the groom's side of the church and you're like damnit you guys come on grandma i counted on you
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 one obvious solution, of course: marry grandma1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime i already asked. she's not looking for a commitment right now, she wants to have fun and enjoy her eighties1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 i assume you tried the whole "look, nana, we'd be incest married, it's not like we'd be incest dead" line on her2 replies 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime i think she was just letting me down incest easy. i saw her at a cafe with uncle tim, "having a coffee". SURE. an INCEST COFFEE1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 oh damn, babe, that's rough, when you get the incest brushoff then you gotta see her at church every Sunday1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime thanks, hon. i just wish they wouldn't flaunt it. god, christmas is the hardest time for me1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 god right? it's like being a lesbian in Manhattan going to a new bar, you think it'll be fun but it's just full of your exes1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime that's exactly what family christmas is like in the deep south of new zealand1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 aren't these commonalities from half a world away amazing though? it's a Christmas incest miracle1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
@jon_snow_420 best of luck seeing or saying anything about Christmas this year without thinking of this thread beeteedubs
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Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime hitler, marrying grandma, manhattan lesbians, yeah that's my normal christmas spirit0 replies 0 retweets 1 likeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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