@jon_snow_420 oh and to answer your question i had not known that so thank you for adding another stellar contribution to our courtship
-
-
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime hitler also had an affair with his own niece who suspiciously suicided the day before she planned to leave him1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 it's weird how nobody ever talks about that particular downside of incest: that breakups are awwwwkwaaaaaard2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime everyone's sitting on the groom's side of the church and you're like damnit you guys come on grandma i counted on you1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 one obvious solution, of course: marry grandma1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime i already asked. she's not looking for a commitment right now, she wants to have fun and enjoy her eighties1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 i assume you tried the whole "look, nana, we'd be incest married, it's not like we'd be incest dead" line on her2 replies 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime i think she was just letting me down incest easy. i saw her at a cafe with uncle tim, "having a coffee". SURE. an INCEST COFFEE1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 oh damn, babe, that's rough, when you get the incest brushoff then you gotta see her at church every Sunday1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime thanks, hon. i just wish they wouldn't flaunt it. god, christmas is the hardest time for me1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
@jon_snow_420 god right? it's like being a lesbian in Manhattan going to a new bar, you think it'll be fun but it's just full of your exes
-
-
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime that's exactly what family christmas is like in the deep south of new zealand1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 aren't these commonalities from half a world away amazing though? it's a Christmas incest miracle1 reply 0 retweets 1 like - 2 more replies
New conversation -
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.