i actually can hardly breathe from how funny it is that jeb bush went on record saying he'd kill baby hitler
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 i don't think we need any baby murderers holding office in this great nation, other than vince mcmahon1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime did you know hitler's parents were uncle and niece? it's true1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 also fun true story: the Bible carefully enumerates a bunch of forms of incest that are forbidden and doesn't mention that one3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @chaosprime
@jon_snow_420 oh and to answer your question i had not known that so thank you for adding another stellar contribution to our courtship1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime hitler also had an affair with his own niece who suspiciously suicided the day before she planned to leave him1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 it's weird how nobody ever talks about that particular downside of incest: that breakups are awwwwkwaaaaaard2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime everyone's sitting on the groom's side of the church and you're like damnit you guys come on grandma i counted on you1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 one obvious solution, of course: marry grandma1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime i already asked. she's not looking for a commitment right now, she wants to have fun and enjoy her eighties1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
@jon_snow_420 i assume you tried the whole "look, nana, we'd be incest married, it's not like we'd be incest dead" line on her
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Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime i think she was just letting me down incest easy. i saw her at a cafe with uncle tim, "having a coffee". SURE. an INCEST COFFEE1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 oh damn, babe, that's rough, when you get the incest brushoff then you gotta see her at church every Sunday1 reply 0 retweets 1 like - 6 more replies
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