i actually can hardly breathe from how funny it is that jeb bush went on record saying he'd kill baby hitler
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@chaosprime i already asked. she's not looking for a commitment right now, she wants to have fun and enjoy her eighties -
@jon_snow_420 i assume you tried the whole "look, nana, we'd be incest married, it's not like we'd be incest dead" line on her -
@chaosprime i think she was just letting me down incest easy. i saw her at a cafe with uncle tim, "having a coffee". SURE. an INCEST COFFEE -
@jon_snow_420 oh damn, babe, that's rough, when you get the incest brushoff then you gotta see her at church every Sunday -
@chaosprime thanks, hon. i just wish they wouldn't flaunt it. god, christmas is the hardest time for me -
@jon_snow_420 god right? it's like being a lesbian in Manhattan going to a new bar, you think it'll be fun but it's just full of your exes -
@chaosprime that's exactly what family christmas is like in the deep south of new zealand -
@jon_snow_420 aren't these commonalities from half a world away amazing though? it's a Christmas incest miracle - 2 more replies
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