i actually can hardly breathe from how funny it is that jeb bush went on record saying he'd kill baby hitler
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@chaosprime on the plus side, only one set of relatives to invite to the wedding. downside, where does grandma sit. who's her favouriteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@chaosprime everyone's sitting on the groom's side of the church and you're like damnit you guys come on grandma i counted on you -
@jon_snow_420 one obvious solution, of course: marry grandma -
@chaosprime i already asked. she's not looking for a commitment right now, she wants to have fun and enjoy her eighties -
@jon_snow_420 i assume you tried the whole "look, nana, we'd be incest married, it's not like we'd be incest dead" line on her -
@chaosprime i think she was just letting me down incest easy. i saw her at a cafe with uncle tim, "having a coffee". SURE. an INCEST COFFEE -
@jon_snow_420 oh damn, babe, that's rough, when you get the incest brushoff then you gotta see her at church every Sunday -
@chaosprime thanks, hon. i just wish they wouldn't flaunt it. god, christmas is the hardest time for me -
@jon_snow_420 god right? it's like being a lesbian in Manhattan going to a new bar, you think it'll be fun but it's just full of your exes - 4 more replies
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