remember the true meaning of Christmas when Jesus hid from his enemies by disguising Himself as a jolly fat man with a huge white beard
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 i thought it was when Jesus ate his enemies and got big and fat and his beard turned white1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime no no, that's what catholics believe. this issue is the one that split the church and gave rise to the protestant movement1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 ohh, i see, so that's what people were always talking about with Luther nailing Santa Claus to the church door1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime i think it's very sad and a shame that the true meaning of christmas has been so obscured1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 maybe the message needs jazzing up a bit? throw in some "WAKE UP SHEEPLE" and "JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL REINDEER"?1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime oh i get it. i see now. you're one of those youth pastor types who thinks religion should be Jazz and Skateboard1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
@jon_snow_420 my urban storefront church is definitely not called First Church of Christ, Jazz & Skateboard or at least won't be by morning
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