The fact that God enjoys the smell of dead animals is creepy. Not like he needs to eat them to live #DKReadsTheBiblepic.twitter.com/5mhONluELA
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The fact that God enjoys the smell of dead animals is creepy. Not like he needs to eat them to live #DKReadsTheBiblepic.twitter.com/5mhONluELA
@DiscordianKitty well i mean do you know he doesn't
@DiscordianKitty fun: 1) for meat to be kosher, the blood has to be drained out of it. 2) blood is burned at the temple, which let's be…
@DiscordianKitty …real is in all significant regards God eating it 3) a repeated Biblical catchphrase is "the blood, it is the soul"…
@DiscordianKitty (ha dam, ha nefesh hu). so we find that a major Biblical cultural formation is that ONLY GOD IS ALLOWED TO EAT SOULS.
@chaosprime WOAH
@DiscordianKitty RIGHT!? the Bible is a creepy onion made of creepy layers of creepiness
@chaosprime I'm really enjoying it :D
@DiscordianKitty and it's hardly even gotten perverted yet! i mean, at least if one refrains from doing the math on Adam v'Chava's kids
@chaosprime the Bible is so gross tho
@DiscordianKitty thoroughly. more fun: draw a mom-dad-son-daughter-uncle-aunt-cousin family tree & note the forms of incest Bible forbids.
@DiscordianKitty highlighting by negative space, naturally, the ones it doesn't.
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