Bare with me. I'm determined to get to chapter 10 today. #DKReadsTheBible
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Note: Everything about the planet mentioned before the flood is considered "well that was before the flood".
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So presumably Eden, the trees of life & knowledge, giants, and anyone who isn't Noah & his sons are all gone now
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Unless "two if every living thing" included giants and angel/human hybrids.
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The fact that God enjoys the smell of dead animals is creepy. Not like he needs to eat them to live
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@DiscordianKitty well i mean do you know he doesn't1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
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@DiscordianKitty fun: 1) for meat to be kosher, the blood has to be drained out of it. 2) blood is burned at the temple, which let's be…1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes -
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@DiscordianKitty …real is in all significant regards God eating it 3) a repeated Biblical catchphrase is "the blood, it is the soul"…1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes -
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@DiscordianKitty (ha dam, ha nefesh hu). so we find that a major Biblical cultural formation is that ONLY GOD IS ALLOWED TO EAT SOULS.2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes -
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@chaosprime WOAH1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
@DiscordianKitty RIGHT!? the Bible is a creepy onion made of creepy layers of creepiness
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@chaosprime I'm really enjoying it :D1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
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@DiscordianKitty and it's hardly even gotten perverted yet! i mean, at least if one refrains from doing the math on Adam v'Chava's kids2 replies 0 retweets 1 like - 3 more replies
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