should i take myself out on a date with myself? i know it didn't work out last time but maybe i should give myself another shot
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@chaosprime maybe if i'd sprung for a glass of champagne instead of a cup of tea i'd have been more receptive to my advances -
@jon_snow_420 they do say that candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. have you tried negging yourself? what am i saying, of course you have
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