in therapy i got into how i would kill my ex with a hammer and my therapist was like oh my god when i was miming stuff with the claw end
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 what you do is you get the claw end under a cheekbone and KKKRSSSSHHKKKKK2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 take your time with the hands and have fun with it by all means, is my advice2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes -
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@jon_snow_420 so, not really a good breakup, is the vibe i'm getting1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
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Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime aww thank you <3 i got some good jokes out of it though, and isn't that the point of life?1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 literally nothing i consider philosophically valid indicates other than that it is if you figure it is
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