There's this thing you stick up ya gunga like a tampon except it records your kegels and sends that info to an app. A vagometer. The future!
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 welp guess i better start building a dating site around those stats, brb1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime you can get vibrators where you save your favourite patterns and share them with others on an app. It's crazy town1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 see now that sounds like a great idea to me. crowdsourced masturbation is *definitely* the future if anything is.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime we have an app for that, and get this: it's TWITTER#lol1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 well i mean if there are ways that involve orgasms and ways that don't
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Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime my sweet summer child. Nothing in this world involves or leads to happiness0 replies 0 retweets 2 likesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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