There's this thing you stick up ya gunga like a tampon except it records your kegels and sends that info to an app. A vagometer. The future!
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@chaosprime you can get vibrators where you save your favourite patterns and share them with others on an app. It's crazy town -
@jon_snow_420 see now that sounds like a great idea to me. crowdsourced masturbation is *definitely* the future if anything is. -
@chaosprime we have an app for that, and get this: it's TWITTER#lol -
@jon_snow_420 wut. i am doing twitter wrong -
@chaosprime there's no wrong way to do twitter -
@jon_snow_420 well i mean if there are ways that involve orgasms and ways that don't -
@chaosprime my sweet summer child. Nothing in this world involves or leads to happiness
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