Middle-aged white dudes who intentionally crowd you on the sidewalk if you're looking at your phone, to make a very important jackass point.
@catvincent If it were for me, I'd have run into this guy. Which would somehow have made me the asshole. So I guess I won? Fucking yay.
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@chaosprime Nobody actually hurt is always a win.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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