Brooding asshole boyfriend characters are the fucking worst. Bill, Angel, the Hunger Games dude, Anita's Richard, Linus, Boromir #stakeemall
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Replying to @jenphalian
@jenphalian Louis, Raskolnikov, Shadow the Hedgehog, Logan Echolls, Jess Mariano, The Tenth Doctor, Hamlet, MAYBE FUCKING EDWARD4 replies 1 retweet 0 likes -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime Yes, Edward. But fucking also JACOB UGH. And Rand al'Thor.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @jenphalian
@jenphalian ermafookengherd Rand al'Thor brooding all the way through his Stepford!poly harem2 replies 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime I AM DESTINED TO LOVE YOU BUT THE ONLY EMOTION ON MY CHARACTER SHEET IS DARKNESS1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes -
Replying to @jenphalian
@jenphalian christ now i have to write an epic fantasy with a protag who finds out they're destined to die saving the world and is like1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@jenphalian "oh, i guess that's sorted, not like i can punish the universe into relieving me of my destiny by brooding all day"1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime get your protag a nice MPDG to teach them to live life to the fullest even while smouldering through epic destiny2 replies 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jenphalian
@jenphalian@chaosprime Off the subject, but does remind me--those Superexecs really nailed it with Fantastic Four, didn't they?2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@StevenBrust@jenphalian honestly i didn't hate it as much as all the reviewers did but it still sucked pretty hard3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
@StevenBrust @jenphalian when the main thing you liked about a movie is that everybody's skin wasn't perfect it could be doing better
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