Brooding asshole boyfriend characters are the fucking worst. Bill, Angel, the Hunger Games dude, Anita's Richard, Linus, Boromir #stakeemall
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@chaosprime Yes, Edward. But fucking also JACOB UGH. And Rand al'Thor. -
@jenphalian ermafookengherd Rand al'Thor brooding all the way through his Stepford!poly harem -
@chaosprime I AM DESTINED TO LOVE YOU BUT THE ONLY EMOTION ON MY CHARACTER SHEET IS DARKNESS -
@jenphalian christ now i have to write an epic fantasy with a protag who finds out they're destined to die saving the world and is like -
@jenphalian "oh, i guess that's sorted, not like i can punish the universe into relieving me of my destiny by brooding all day" -
@chaosprime get your protag a nice MPDG to teach them to live life to the fullest even while smouldering through epic destiny -
@jenphalian perfection
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@chaosprime also:lol for shadow the hedgehogThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@chaosprime@jenphalian Maybe they'd do less brooding if fewer people were after them with ovipositors. -
@MrPersimmon@chaosprime it took me quite some time to realize what you did there, you monster
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