@franklinveaux that is a crying shame. someone's first reaction to "i love dogs, i've always loved dogs." is priceless. @everickert
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@chaosprime You should've been there for the commentary. "Punch that flying dinosaur! Punch him! Right in his dinosaur FACE!"@everickert1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @franklinveaux
@franklinveaux it's important to refer to the replacement dinosaur guy after the first one gets bossmurdered as "dinosaur jr."@everickert2 replies 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime So when Capitalist Space Vampire Jr. murdered Dinosaur Sr., Dinosaur Jr. had big boots to fill.@everickert1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @franklinveaux
@franklinveaux exactly. since Ms. Capitalist Space Vampire and Super Capitalist Space Vampire Bro weren't gonna handle it.@everickert1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime To be fair, they tried. And they would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddlesome werewolves.@everickert1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
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@franklinveaux and their fucking bees@everickert1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime Their fucking genetically engineered bees. SEE YOU GUYS GENETIC ENGINEERING IS BAD M'KAY!@everickert1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@franklinveaux bad FOR CAPITALIST SPACE VAMPIRES that is@everickert1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime We could all learn a thing or two from capitalist space vampires, seems to me.@everickert2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
@franklinveaux enh. i'm already really good at sneeringly threatening ennui. @everickert
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