If it wasn't MY BIRTHDAY in FOUR AND A HALF HOURS I would LEAVE
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 you deserve better, fiancee formerly known as a_horrid_penis1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime so people say, but what happens irl, I get stood up by people not 1% as funny as me. Why? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 you have my solemn vow i will not stand you up whenever it is convenient for you to meet me in Manhattan1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@jon_snow_420 though i am 1.57% as funny as you so i dunno how that will affect your metrics1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime you are a tweeter of honour and a treasure to me1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@jon_snow_420 madam you will turn my head with such talk
12:47 AM - 24 Jun 2015
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