sorry i didn't reply to your email for 8 years. i was imprisoned in a crystal
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
@a_horrid_penis how can one woman be so consistently weird. inspiring
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
@a_horrid_penis that's why i suspect you of really being three women being weird in shifts with outsourcing to malaysia on holidays
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Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime i am certainly NOT the unofficial twitter account of the norns who weave the threads of the fates of men. not me. nope1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@a_horrid_penis that's just what you would say if you were Skuld, Verdandi and Urd wearing an oversized trenchcoat
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Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime did u know they're building an asatru temple in iceland which will be finished in 2016 and, further, did u know i will go there1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@a_horrid_penis i did not know either of those facts! that is definitely where you and all of us on that list of yours should get married
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Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime yeah definitely! i already have it booked for us check under Catarina Stensdottir and Boys From Twitter (TBC)1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jon_snow_420
@a_horrid_penis look at you all planning ahead! it seems very risky to assume no girls will propose to you in 2015 though
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Replying to @chaosprime
@chaosprime girls are much too smart to propose to me1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
@a_horrid_penis ah, right, why should they buy the loaf when they can get slices for free? so crafty of them. very good, carry on then!
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