Fellas, if a woman asks you to put on a pumpkin spice-flavored condom, she does not love you. Marry her sister instead.
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She doesn't love you, man. “
@chaosprime:@thewayoftheid but uh pumpkin spice flavored lube is totally not the same right? ...right?”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@thewayoftheid asking for a friend -
@chaosprime@thewayoftheid unacceptable, just learn how to bake scones and embrace your lot in twitter - End of conversation
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