i want to go get a haircut but my hair is real greasy, please advise
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@chaosprime@thomas_violence Maybe put gum on your hair, to soak up the oil. Then peanut butter, to soak up the gum. Then bread and jelly. -
@MrPersimmon look man if you want@thomas_violence to make you a sandwich, just put on your dom face and tell him to -
@chaosprime@thomas_violence Sudo make me a sandwich. Wait. Make me a pseudo-sandwich. -
@MrPersimmon@thomas_violence make: Don't know how to make 'me a pseudo-sandwich'. Stop. -
@chaosprime@thomas_violence I wonder if there's someone on Fiverr who will debug pseudo-sandwich scripts. Or just make sandwiches. -
@chaosprime@thomas_violence Or maybe somebody on Fiverr who gives greasy haircuts.
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