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    1. Melissa  💫‏ @0xabad1dea 28 Jun 2014

      I'm still angry about the time I lost a spelling bee in fourth grade because the lady couldn't enunciate clearly to save her life

      4 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
    2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 28 Jun 2014
      Replying to @0xabad1dea

      @0xabad1dea i'm that way about the time the principal threatened to pull me out of the testing competition unless i got a non-punk haircut

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 28 Jun 2014
      Replying to @chaosprime

      So yeah, that's a story. Hey Twitter, story time. Once, long ago, my high school participated in this weirdness: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TEAMS_(academic_competition) …

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 28 Jun 2014
      Replying to @chaosprime

      I was fuckin' good at that shit. Wound up second in state in computers and English. I also had dyed-red hair down to my ass.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 28 Jun 2014
      Replying to @chaosprime

      Before the state competition, the smarmy little fucking scumbag of a school principal took me aside.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    6. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 28 Jun 2014
      Replying to @chaosprime

      He told me that I would only be allowed to compete at state if I cut my hair. Which honestly just amazed me; people actually DO that shit?

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime 28 Jun 2014

      He said it was because I was "representing the school". Fuck you, motherfucker, I was representing me.

      9:05 AM - 28 Jun 2014
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        2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 28 Jun 2014
          Replying to @chaosprime

          So if you've ever wondered how to make sure a punk kid's youthful anti-authoritarian feelings will harden for a lifetime, there ya go.

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        3. Spooky Jenny Marx‏ @jenphalian 28 Jun 2014
          Replying to @chaosprime

          @chaosprime Oh my. Yeah. Like the time Simon Fucking Ritchie tried to make me shave my legs for civil air patrol.

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        4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 28 Jun 2014
          Replying to @jenphalian

          @jenphalian Ohh what even the fuck. And these motherfuckers WONDER why people want to set their precious social systems on fire.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        5. Spooky Jenny Marx‏ @jenphalian 28 Jun 2014
          Replying to @chaosprime

          @chaosprime zomg RIGHT? Hunger fucking Games.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        6. Toni Brust‏ @tonibrust 28 Jun 2014
          Replying to @jenphalian

          @jenphalian @chaosprime big smiles.

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