New stupid quiz clogging up Facebook: "how long could you survive the zombie apocalypse?" Infinite. Know why? Zombies aren't real. Fuck off.
@maddoxrules @_terri_jones Zombie apocalypse media is preparing us to mow down sick, starving civilians in the coming food riots.
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@maddoxrules@_terri_jones Y'know, the way combat flight simulators prepared us to murder random strangers as drone operators.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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